What a disaster! Part II

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What a disaster! Part II

Postby KazooSkinsFan » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:13 am

Let's get this out of the way. I want to be the first to have had a hysterical meltdown so I have that in my pocket for the blue sky fans.

OMG, the first day of camp and everything has fallen apart! RG3 can't throw, he never did recover. Our draft class is a bust, not one has established themselves as a starter yet. Moses has already shown us we just flushed our third down pick. We won't have a pro-bowler. Hatcher is probably done for the year, our pass rush won't and other teams will pick our secondary apart with however much time they need to do it. Porter and over the hill Ryan? Seriously? That's how we upgraded the secondary? Without Fletcher we're not going to stop another running play short of a first down. Our leading tackler will be Deangelo Hall.

And the offensive line, we overpaid for an upgrade at guard who isn't. Then we made our old guard better by ... moving him to center ... Meanwhile, Chester and Polumbus are still freaking starting, we might as well not have a right side of the line. And upgrade at receiver? Fa get a bout it. We start on the right track by signing Roberts, then sign a locker room in it for himself cancer and sit Roberts. What the heck? Could we not have used some of that money for a ... you know ... offensive line?

Clearly we hired the wrong Gruden. He only got the job because of his brother, what has he ever done? Allen is just Danny's sycophant, he is the scarecrow in search of a brain. Wow, we open camp and the first thing we see is that nothing changed. NOTHING. It's over, we're toast.
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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby langleyparkjoe » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:07 pm

=D>

Well said!
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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby cowboykillerzRGiii » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:30 pm

I know you forgot to say the obvious but just so its on record... RGIII is a total bust and nothing but a big headed pre-madona. HE is the biggest cancer w his Snyder love affair and me first attitude. His backyard gimic football tossing is a flash in the pan and he still cant read a D or make an audible. The brace wasn't the problem the kings ransom we gave up for him is!
Clearly Cousins would have been hitting targets all day rain sleet or snow!
Meangelo is our best db and couldn't cover a toddler w a blanky!

AND the worst part is we are seriously contemplating replacing our best and most consistent player (Kai Forbath) w a stoner kid who had a jew fro in college just because he can kick it half a yard further on KOs!

Despite what everyone says... Snyder IS running this team (into the ground) still, and quite obviously works for the Jerruh!

NOW I think we covered everything Kazoo? ?
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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby Neo » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:53 pm

Why gentlemen....why? Last year we did this and the prophecy came true; must reverse the curse :D
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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby KazooSkinsFan » Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:20 pm

cowboykillerzRGiii wrote:I know you forgot to say the obvious but just so its on record... RGIII is a total bust and nothing but a big headed pre-madona. HE is the biggest cancer w his Snyder love affair and me first attitude. His backyard gimic football tossing is a flash in the pan and he still can read a D or make an audible. The brace wasn't the problem the kings ransom we gave up for him is!
Clearly Cousins would have been hitting targets all day rain sleet or snow!
Meangelo is our best db and couldn't cover a toddler w a blanky!

AND the worst part is we are seriously contemplating replacing our best and most consistent player (Kai Forbath) w a stoner kid who had a jew fro in college just because he can kick it half a yard further on KOs!

Despite what everyone says... Snyder IS running this team (into the ground) still, and quite obviously works for the Jerruh!

NOW I think we covered everything Kazoo? ?


Nice contributions, killer, thanks!

I totally meant to mention Forbath and forgot. I was going to say how great he is at extra points, but he never gets to attempt any and he is great at field goals, as long as they aren't longer than an extra point...
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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby KazooSkinsFan » Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:21 pm

Neo wrote:Why gentlemen....why? Last year we did this and the prophecy came true; must reverse the curse :D


I'm not superstitious
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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby KazooSkinsFan » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:40 pm

langleyparkjoe wrote:=D>

Well said!


Thanks Langley, you can always count on me for doom and gloom!
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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby PulpExposure » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:09 pm

You forgot that Alfred Morris is just a Shanahan by-product of the zone blocking system and can't run in anything but that...

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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby yupchagee » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:35 pm

KazooSkinsFan wrote:
Neo wrote:Why gentlemen....why? Last year we did this and the prophecy came true; must reverse the curse :D


I'm not superstitious


Good. It's bad luck to be superstitious.
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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby oj » Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:22 am

Don't forget the turrible coaching, they don't even know the names of the players! A total bust, what're we to do?
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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby DarthMonk » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:37 pm

yupchagee wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote:
Neo wrote:Why gentlemen....why? Last year we did this and the prophecy came true; must reverse the curse :D


I'm not superstitious


Good. It's bad luck to be superstitious.


:)

If only Dan were smart enough to rehire Vinnie. Then we would see a real plan in action. This guy Allen who insists on contracts more in line with league norms really scares me. The destruction he has wrought up to now is only the tip of the iceberg that is about to be exposed.

I guess I'll watch the games so I can speak (gloat) with first-hand knowledge when it all comes crashing down.

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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby Kilmer72 » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:21 pm

Not sure what you guys are talkin about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TqIdff_DQ

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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby DarthMonk » Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:22 pm

Kilmer72 wrote:Not sure what you guys are talkin about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TqIdff_DQ


In case anyone was wondering ...

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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby langleyparkjoe » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:43 am

I personally always felt a good coach will say our colors are maroon and yellow.
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Re: What a disaster! Part II

Postby DarthMonk » Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:42 am

langleyparkjoe wrote:I personally always felt a good coach will say our colors are maroon and yellow.


Well that explains Jim Zorn then since he said maroon and black ... I think.
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